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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Obamacare

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

bryden is a faggot

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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