- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Women's Rights.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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