What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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