What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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I'm Batman.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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http://i.imgur.com/BJsbT.jpg

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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Wanker

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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kaite is dumb that is true

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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