The Game.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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