- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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