Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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