there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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What did the DJ play at the disco? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill? Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out It seeps out, it seeps out Face down, home town looks so grey Looks so grey, looks so grey Convexed you bend, twist and shout Twist and shout, twist and shout Stand up brush off get moving Get moving, get moving What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) Face down, home town, face down, home town Face down, home town, it looks so grey (x4) What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/monster_lyrics_automatic_the.html All about Automatic The: http://www.musictory.com/music/Automatic+The

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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charlie sheen

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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