- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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