- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

A French man gets into a fight

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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