- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

long in the tooth!

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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