- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

no pun intended

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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