a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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woman..parallel parking

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Women

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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