- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Ebola

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Justin Bieber

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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