- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

A French man gets into a fight

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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