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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

Agent 47.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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