- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

You know what's catchy? A cold

You know what's catchy? A cold

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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