- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

to get to the other side.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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