- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long and black? a baton

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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