why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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I can count to potato.

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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U mad?

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* anti-punchline

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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Alex Gedrose.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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