- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

What did the peanut say to the jelly

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

book 'em danno

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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