Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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