- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Your Mother

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

I can count to potato.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

* anti-punchline

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

U mad?

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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