In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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no

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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