- Anti Joke

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Once upon a time, The end.