Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Well, there's one way...

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Derp

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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who is awesome? no one...

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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