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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Derp

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

hard cheese

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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