What's funnier than 24? My life.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Alex Gedrose.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

ur mum

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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