whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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Alex Gedrose.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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ur mum

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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