Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Obamacare

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Your Mother

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I can count to potato.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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* anti-punchline

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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