- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

Miscarriages.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

My love life

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

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