A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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Women's Rights.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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