- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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