An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Women

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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