- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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