A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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Agent 47.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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