My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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women's rights, lol

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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