what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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Buzi vagy!

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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This one time at band camp....

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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