What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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