How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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Buzi vagy!

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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This one time at band camp....

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