- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

I bet you read this. Told ya.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

Whats In My Trash? Bears

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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