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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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