- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

I hate long jokes -_-

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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