- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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