- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Nickleback.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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