A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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