Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

I'm sn otter

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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