whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Poop

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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