- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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