man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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Women's Rights

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Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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I'm Batman.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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... Chan chan

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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