Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

your life

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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