How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Carrot fingers

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

world society

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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