A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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...............................................................hi

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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Bob Saget

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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