1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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pauls tuck

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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