Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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Matt is a Duster!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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