What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

homosexuals are gay

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

women's rights

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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