Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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What's clear and wet? water

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Matt is a Duster!

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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