What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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