- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Once upon a time, The end.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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