A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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who's a slut... you're mom

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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women's rights

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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homosexuals are gay

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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