- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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