- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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